Sydney Roosters

[Gad]

Freddy Fittler, after round 10 and the Roosters struggling, finally

> decided he needed a bit of help with his coaching... So he wandered

> down to have a chat with Wayne Bennett at the Dragon's training...

>

> He said "Wayne... I need help, tell me what I can do to turn this poor

> form around!!!"

>

> Wayne said "Look, Freddy, youve been around a long time...but ill give

> you a tip. You have to make your players intelligent... Wait ill

> explain."

>

> Bennett says "Wendell, come over here big fella! Who is your mother

> and father's child, but its not your brother or sister?"

>

> The Big Dell has a little chuckle and says "Thats easy...its ME!", and

> he jogged back off to the boys.

>

> Fittler is amazed...so he takes his new advice back to training.

>

> "Braith" he says..."Come over here mate?! Got a question for ya! Who

> is your mother and father's child, but its not your brother or

> sister...?"

>

> Braith looks really puzzled....concedes and says "Freddy give me some

> time to think about it and ill get back to ya!"

>

> Freddy says "Alright. Ill ask you again tomorrow."

>

> Braith is really confused that night and decides to ask Gus

> Gould...he's a smart fella. So he calls him up...

>

> "Gus, its Braith, I got a question mate... Who is your mother and

> fathers child, but its not your brother or sister...?! Its really got me puzzled."

>

> Gus says... "Thats easy mate, its ME!" Braith is a happy boy, so he

> goes back to training the next day ready to deliver the goods.

>

> Braith goes up to Freddy and Freddy asks the question again...

>

> "Alright Braith, who's your mother and fathers child but its not your

> brother or sister!!!"

>

> Briath lets out a grin and says "Thats too easy, I should have got it

> straight away!!! Its Gus Gould!!!!"

>

> Fittler snaps back knowing his team now has no hope at all for 2009...

>

> "No, you idiot!!! Its Wendell Sailor!!!"

[Feral]

Gee that's rough, sayin Freddy's dumber than Wendall Sailor and Gus Gould!. Probably true, but still rough!

[Gad]

Think about it,Freddy fined himself $10,000 recently and still got the chop :blush: