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As this New Year dawned, and the holiday period is drawing to a close, I think back on the past couple of weeks of family gatherings, visits from distant relatives and friends, gifts given and gifts received… and one thought echoes in my mind.

Thank God, it`s almost finally over! :lol:

This year I resolve, not to throw things at the TV, even if the ref does have his head stuck up his ass! :P

Safe journeys and Happy New Year to you and yours, from me and mine :)

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After New Year clebrations ,Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home.

As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Daniel.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Morning?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel.

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